Amor e Outros Desastres por Melhor Explicação

Eu não sei qual é a melhor explicação: a da melhor amiga para o amor…

Stop living your life like you’re in some kind of movie. (…) Stop trying to cast your love instead of just meeting him. (…)  Love isn’t always a lightning bolt, you know? Maybe sometimes it’s just a choice. (…)  I don’t know that Paolo’s the love of my life, but I’ve decided to give him the chance to be. Maybe true love is a decision. You know, a decision to take a chance with somebody. To give to somebody. Without worrying wether they’ll give anything back. Or if they’re gonna hurt you, or if they really are the one. Maybe love isn’t something that happens to you. Maybe it’s something you have to choose.

… ou a da terapeuta para relacionamento.

The stages of a relationship can be defined by farting. Stage one is the conspiracy of silence. This is a fantasy period where both parties pretend that they have no bodily waste. This illusion is very quickly shattered by that first shy, “Ooh, did you fart,” followed by the sheepish admission of truth. This heralds a period of deeper intimacy. A period I like to call the “Fart Honeymoon”, where both parties find each other’s gas just the cutest thing in the world. But, of course, no honeymoon can last forever. And so we reach the critical fork in the fart. Either the fart loses its power to amuse and embarrass thereby signifying true love, or else it begins to annoy and disgust, thereby symbolizing all that is blocked and rancid in the formerly beloved. Do you see what I’m getting at?

PS1: A Brittany Murphy, que fez  As Patricinhas de Beverly Hills, estava  cada dia mais bonita. Faleceu hoje, 20/12, aparentemente de parada cardíaca.  

ps2: Eu adoro o Matthew Rhys, também conhecido com Kevin, de B&S. Ele é o meu Walker preferido.

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